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The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for Windows XP:

  1. Press any key to continue, or any other key to quit.
  2. User Error: Replace user.
  3. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
  4. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
  5. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
  6. Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)
  7. This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
  8. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
  9. To "shut down" your system type "WIN".
  10. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cupholder and press any key.
  11. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
  12. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
  13. VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
  14. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup PENCIL&PAPER.SYS!
  15. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.